遊戲人生(無法S＆L的人生)

<中英文歌詞>

"The Lazy Song" 懶惰之歌


Today I don't feel like doing anything
我今兒啥事兒都不想幹

 I just wanna lay in my bed
只想在床上躺著

Don't feel like picking up my phone
電話也懶得接

So leave a message at the tone
就在留言箱裡留話吧


Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything
因為今兒我發誓啥事兒都不干

I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
就把腳丫翹高高呆望電扇

Turn the TV on
電視開著


Throw my hand in my pants
手插在褲子裡

Nobodys gon' tell me I can't
誰都沒權力管我

I'll be lying on the couch just chillin in my snuggie
我就在沙發上窩在小毯子裡歇著

Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
打開MTV看看他們怎麼教我跳舞


Cus in my castle I'm the freakin man
因為在我的地盤老子他媽說了算

Oh Oh
哦


Yes I said it
是的我說了

I said it
我是說了

I said it cus I can
因為我說了算

Today I don't feel like doing anything
今兒我啥事兒都不想幹


I just wanna lay in my bed
只想在床上躺著

Don't feel like picking up my phone
電話也懶得接

So leave a message at the tone
就在留言箱裡留話吧

Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything
因為今兒我發誓啥事兒都不干

Nothing at all
啥都不干

Woohoo ooh
哦哦

Woohoo ooh hooh ooh ooh
哦哦哦耶耶

Nothing at all
啥都不干

Woohoo ooh
哦哦

Woohoo ooh hooh ooh ooh
哦哦哦耶耶

Tomorrow I'll wake up do some P90X
明天我起床練成肌肉男

Meet a rea​​lly nice girl have some really nice sex
找個辣妹做個小愛

And she's gonna sream out 'this is great'
她會直呼“太爽了”

"Oh my God this is great!"
(我的天啊 這真是太爽了 )

Yeaaah
嘎嘎

I might mess around and get my college degree
我可能瞎糊弄搞出個大學文憑

I bet my old mam would be so proud of me
我打賭老爹肯定臉上泛光


But sorry paps you'll just have to wait
但是，抱歉啦老爸你慢慢等吧

Oh Oh
吼吼

Yes I said it
是的我說了

I said it
我是說了


I said it cus I can
因為我說了算

Today I don't feel like doing anything
今兒我啥事兒都不想幹

I just wanna lay in my bed
只想在床上躺著

Don't feel like picking up my phone
電話也不想接

So leave a message at the tone
就在留言箱裡留話吧

Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything
因為今兒我發誓啥事兒都不干